Something’s going on. I’m getting claps from a month I didn’t even write anything. Hell, it was before I even remember starting my account.
It’s already bad enough I’ve got over 900 claps in the Series portion of Medium.
Sorry, but is Medium fuckin with me?
This isn’t the only time this has happened.
Last New Years I got super fucked up. I spent all my college money, $3600, on shit and gambling online with Bitcoin.
In the process of pounding away on my phone, I was buying and selling Bitcoin at a incredible rate.
I ended up with 2 cents. Funny enough because I always put my 2 cents in, where it might not belong.
Later on I find out that the receipt showed I sold over 2 Bitcoin I think.
They chalked it up to an error in the programming, but I think someone was pulling my chain there too. Good ol Cash App.
That’s not it.
The price of Bitcoin at the time was over $50,000. Guess how much I bought that 2 cents of Bitcoin for? The rate anyway… $37,000 or so.
I entered an alternate dimension where Bitcoin was cheaper! Either that or it’s trading in microseconds and I caught it in between.
Once I found that out, holy shit I tried again. As if my cell phone isn’t burnt out enough.
Sometimes the days are long. Sometimes their quick.
It’s screwing with my financial transactions too. The synchronization of times between me and the payment processor are different.
My transaction gets hung up sometimes.
I’ve literally bought stuff on occasion when I don’t have money on my card. It’s not like I purposely try it all the time. I never remember what’s on my cards.
Yeah, that’s all I’ve got right now.
